I had two dreams last night:
1. I went to an art show with Mitch, Cameron and Gloria (from Modern Family) and at the doors, they offered us free soup. It was glorious.
2. I was dating Ariel from The Little Mermaid. She had feet for a few days so she wanted me to show her around the malls and stuff. It was the cutest dream ever and I felt like the best boyfriend ever. Then a massive monster attacked and suddenly there was a huge storm and Ariel threw us into the water so we didn’t get crushed by the giant buildings and then she died.
I cried.
What the fuck is going on.
